Thirteen Reasons a Man is Like a Book...and vice versa

Warning: do not read if you're offended by sexual innuendo. (ok, who laughed?! ;) )

Thirteen reasons a man is like a book...and vice versa

1. Sometimes you have to sneak a peek at what's under the wrapping before you bring it home
2. Some of them you'll want to introduce your family to.
3. Some of them you'll hide under your bed :)
   
4. Some of them you remember fondly
   
5. Some you don't.
6. There's one you'll go through a few times, wondering if it's as good as you remember (or as bad.)
   
7. There's a special one for everyone (but you may have to try a few before you find it.)
8. Sometimes all you want is to crawl under the sheets with one
9. A good one will make you want to do it again.
10. Sometimes, you'll find yourself drawn to one you'd never have imagined liking.
11. There's always one that is nothing like you expected from its cover
    
12. Some blurbs are bigger than others.
13. Some blurbs are better