13 reasons Fantasy (books) are better than sex
13. Your hair doesn't get messed up reading a book
12. The hero usually has some magical power you can totally imagine him using for your greater pleasure
11. Having more than one book doesn't make you a slut.
10. The only injury you're going to get from a book is a papercut, while we all know sex is dangerous! :)
9. Books can't give you STDs
8. While books may cost money, there's nothing wrong with paying for the gratification they give. Can't say the same for paying for sex.
7. You can display books.
6. You can read in public.
5. You can imagine yourself in the place of the heroine, and whoever you want as the hero.
4. It's okay to love more than one book. At a time :D
3. Reading actually makes you smarter.
2. A good book can last for days.
1. Books have covers and sheets...and you don't have to wash them.
17 comments:
You can display sex too. It's just frowned on. LOL.
GREAT list. Of course, you read it to me, so it had more fun attached.
ROFL at your list...okay, #11 made me laugh out loud!!!
*LOL*, I enjoyed your list! There is a lot of truth in it, but I love sex too much to prefer just books! ;-)
My TT is a list of things I do on my computer.
EXCELLENT list!!
great list
though I bet their are other injuries possible from reading certain books.
Great list!!
So later tonight I can say "Not tonight dear, I'm reading a book instead" and blame you right?
Amen to all that! :D Oh, and books don't sulk when you say, "Not tonight, dear -- I have a headache."
Yes...loving more than one book at once doesn't make me a hussy. Sweet!
LOL wait, I can't have sex in public? Cute list.
It is good when a book gets you in the mood to have sex...but bad when sex gets you in the mood to read a book. *snirt*
LOVE IT! How about, You can read a book in the tub without one of you being pressed up against the faucet?
ROFLMBO...great list, Dayna!
If you read a book while having sex, the book isn't insulted.
I am loving these funny blogs this week. I think I'll have to stick with the sex.
OMG!!! I love #1!!!!!!!! That is too funny.
This is a great list!
I think I'll have to do parts B and C to this one...there's so many more than 13 reasons ;)
I love this list! I was laughing from the first one.
And, a book won't snore when you put it away for the night.
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